Onto some real serious business.
meme time

I'm not sure if the bold will work. Might as well give it a try.

BOLD each sentence that applies to you.


I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. - If only...

I wear BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun. - Again, if only...

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart. - I have to say, that used to be true. Now I'm irresponsibly smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. - Regardless of the stereotype, it's true.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. - I think Asian is more fitting. lol

I'm BISEXUAL, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. - :[

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world. - .. regardless.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals. - Repeat?

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. - LAWLWTFLMAO. Hahah.. too true.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm JAMICAN so I must smoke weed. <sp.checkplz.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I must not be a guy, then. -shame- (Just taking a hit on men, eh?)

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.

I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. - I concur. Yet, I like to think of myself as a bit more mature than the majority of my age group. (In my case, arrogant seems more fitting.)

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter. - I think this "peter" is a substitute for "penis." Or perhaps my innapropriate mind is 'growing'.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat..

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. - DO WANT.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. -

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. - "I have no friends, so I must be emo!"

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. - ... but no.

I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore. - For some reason, I just feel tempted to bold this. For no reason at all.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy. - Oh, wait, there is something that offends women.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis. I admit... it's not that big. But I don't care, I don't plan on having sex. Optimism!

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. - LAWL.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. But I'm gaining moar, yey.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. - That hurt. (But it's true.)

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. - I laugh at turtles. :<

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker

I watch PORN so I MUST be perverted. - Never.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. That's a bit true, but there's nothing much to spoil me with. So.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. - Contradicts the above.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. - Sure, why not.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. - Personally, I love it, but I'm not willing to even touch a tree.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. - The most fitting stereotype.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. - lol. wacom.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. - "The people do not work for the government. The goveernment works for the people."

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. :iconseizurenoes: - lawl, this game me a small headache when I searched for it.

I don’t CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast - I just choose not to. (Not counting dA of course.)

I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be WHITE.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. - "Um" comes to mind.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. - I extremely dislike those types of Christians. Jesus Christ, it's bothersome.

I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST love Vodka and Caviar.

stolen from chesney, as usual. Thanks for sharing, friend!